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So if you're like me you'll see this and want it and buy it and forget about it and then get it in the mail and it'll feel like presents from a magical stranger who knows just what you like! Then it'll feel weird... but then you'll remember and realize how good a friend you are to yourself!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nInspired by the rich history of vintage computing and Microsoft branding, I designed another t-shirt. This particular design was hand crafted by me, Chiron Bramberger, using the open-source software GIMP and Inkscape to create the from-scratch floppy disk in the style of vintage Macintosh icons, with the only element that's AI generated is the ridiculous picture on the label.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis design features a vintage 3.5-inch floppy disk with MicroSlop and Slopilot parody logos on the disk label. In the middle is an actual image generated by Copilot. 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