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But don't worry - when I make the next t-shirt it'll be full of the \"very best in AI generated slop\"!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePurchasing this t-shirt is a great way to catch a quick smile from another nerd. IYKYK. It's also a great way to support all the open-source software I continue to develop for the vintage computing community. It also keeps me motivated and out of trouble! :-) Thank you for your consideration.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz\/yd² (145.79 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates and flammability level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Chiron-Studios and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. 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