Remember in the 90's when malls were full of brand parody t-shirts? Remember when that was a thing? Chiron remembers!
Is this an artistic exploration of the effects of AI on society? Yes. Is this a commentary on technology and culture in a world inundated with slop? Also... yes. Is this a clear example of a transformative parody that qualifies as fair-use under copyright, patent and trademarks laws? I am not a lawyer but... also yes.
At the end of the day it's just t-shirt. Do you need a t-shirt with big boobs and an even bigger floppy disk? Probably not. Do you want one? Also... probably not. But in case you decide that you do I've got you covered. As-in your real boobs are covered by fake AI generated robot boobs. In t-shirt form.
Inspired by the rich history of vintage computing and Microsoft branding, I designed another t-shirt. This particular design was hand crafted by me, Chiron Bramberger, using the open-source software GIMP and Inkscape to create the from-scratch floppy disk in the style of vintage Macintosh icons, with the only element that's AI generated is the ridiculous picture on the label.
This design features a vintage 3.5-inch floppy disk with MicroSlop and Slopilot parody logos on the disk label. In the middle is an actual image generated by Copilot. This particular image is of evil robots apparently sent back in time to hang out on the beach and tan their boobs.
As promised this is the "very best in AI generated slop"! By best I mean the most unexpected and unintended output from a prompt that should never have created this.
Get this t-shirt and first the AI apocalypse! It's also a great way to support all the open-source software I continue to develop for the vintage computing community.
If you don't purchase a t-shirt but have read this far then none-the-less I appreciate you!
This thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted.
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates and flammability level requirements.
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