Remember in the 90's when malls were full of brand parody t-shirts? Remember when that was a thing? Chiron remembers!
Is this an artistic exploration of the effects of AI on society? Yes. Is this a commentary on technology and culture in a world inundated with slop? Also... yes. Does this explore the consumption of media and AI generated content as slop, with the symbolically meaningful allegory of breasts as literally fast-foods burgers, commenting on the cultural starvation of nurturing nourishment in our ever-changing technology landscape? I don't know because I forget what an allegory is. However... the most important question: Is this a clear example of a transformative parody that qualifies as fair-use under copyright, patent and trademarks laws? I am not a lawyer but... also yes.
At the end of the day it's just t-shirt. Do you need a t-shirt with big burger boobs and an even bigger floppy disk? Probably not. Do you want one? Also... probably not. But in case you decide that you do... I've really got you covered. As-in your real boobs are covered by fake AI generated burger boobs. In t-shirt form.
Inspired by the rich history of vintage computing and Microsoft branding, I designed another t-shirt. This particular design was hand crafted by me, Chiron Bramberger, using the open-source software GIMP and Inkscape to create the from-scratch floppy disk in the style of vintage Macintosh icons, with the only element that's AI generated is the ridiculous picture on the label.
This design features a vintage 3.5-inch floppy disk with MicroSlop and Slopilot parody logos on the disk label. In the middle is an actual image generated by Copilot. This particular image is of a queen shooting a giant bazooka that shoots laser burgers. This particular queen has flowing red hair, a golden dress, and... burger boobs. I don't know why. I just asked for queen having a royal battle with burgers as weapons. I did not ask for the absolutely unhinged burger-boobs in any way. If I did this wouldn't be nearly as funny as it is to me. Hopefully it's funny to you as well.
As promised this is the "very best in AI generated slop"! By best I mean the most unexpected and unintended output from a prompt that should never have created this.
Get this t-shirt and fight the AI apocalypse! It's also a great way to support all the open-source software I continue to develop for the vintage computing community.
If you don't purchase a t-shirt but have read this far then none-the-less I appreciate you!
(I looked up "allegory" and I'm still not sure if the burger-boobs qualify.)
This thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted.
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates and flammability level requirements.
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